We Do Not Like Your Pension Plan

The talk regarding our pension plans abounds. The elementary teacher in me wanted to state my views in a different way. With that said, here are my thoughts based very loosely on Dr. Seuss’s "Green Eggs and Ham."

We do not like your pension plan.
We do not like it Treasurer man.

We will not like it in a year.
In fact it’s something that we fear.

We will not like it then or now.
It’s plainly something you shouldn’t allow.

We will not like it when we retire.
In fact we think the results will be dire.

We do not like the billionaire’s scheme
It does nothing to help our revenue stream.

TRS knows how to invest.
In fact our plan is one of the best.

We want a plan to meet our needs.
Remember this doesn’t equate with greed.

We do not like your pension plan.
We do not like it Treasurer man.


 

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